Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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