i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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