You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm jealous of your bromance
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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