You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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