I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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