Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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