You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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