So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I need a burrito and a hug.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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