so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
