That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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