brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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