remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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