Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
