Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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