Have you finally orgasmed yet?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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