if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
