I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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