He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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