good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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