kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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