It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Dignity is for republicans.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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