Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
