do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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