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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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