doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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