Non-Jews are for practice
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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