best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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