one two three fourrrrnication!
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My vagina just clenched in fear
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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