the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
