you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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