thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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