You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize
