I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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