Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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