So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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