what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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