come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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