I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
