Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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