K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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