am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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