I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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