On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
so that wasnt chicken after all
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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