I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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