i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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