It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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