You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
We smell like vodka and hangover
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