he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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