they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Randomize
