question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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