I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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