If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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