I hate your face
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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