I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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