There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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