i jhust puked up my retainher.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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