There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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